Demetri MartinGlitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
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Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. Glitter is a substance that can be used in making crafts. However, it is known for causing skin irritation. As the substance is not harmful to humans, use glitter as much as you want. The only thing you should worry about is your skin being irritated by it.
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